WEEK 22 - THE GREAT TARALLI TREASURE HUNT

With the wind of just two panelists in their sails, AC Pirates hijacked and then plundered Group Kangaroo in a 6-3 B5 Division winter championship closer.  Full story

WEEK 21 - SHORTED CHAMPS LOOM LARGE

Topping your division doesn’t always mean much, or even guarantee you big panel love.  Full story

WEEK 20 - ELEVENTH-HOUR STUNNERS

Two teams nobody was crazy enough to take a chance on pulled off the playoff impossible.  Full story

WEEK 19 - SOLDIERS OF MISFORTUNE

You need to lose big to win even bigger.  Full story

LAVAL   |   C3B   |   HABOUB FC

WEEK 18 - TWO TIMES FOR THE BIG TIME

Chacal FC wrapped up their regular season the same way they hope to kick off the playoffs: with a convincing win over Sabbah 2.  Full story

BROSSARD   |   B   |   SABBAH 2

WEEK 17 - WHISTLING PAST THE GRAVEYARD

Fighting for the FC Division playoff scraps is a lot like jostling to get ahead in line at the slaughterhouse.  Full story

LAVAL (F)   |   FC   |   FC TITANS

WEEK 16 - A FIVE-MAN DOGFIGHT

Two weeks to settle three playoff spots is all the math five different C3B squads can handle right now.  Full story

LAVAL   |   C3B   |   HABOUB FC

WEEK 15 - IS IT ANY WONDER?

As large chunks of the FB Division keep shifting, FC Boisbriand cling to their stubborn throne.  Full story

LAVAL (F)   |   FB   |   FC BOISBRIAND

WEEK 14 - THE TABLE’S JUST ABOUT SET

Brossard’s second division playoff picture just got that much clearer.  Full story

BROSSARD   |   B   |   JOGA BONITO

WEEK 13 - THE VERY REAL DEAL

Named after Ted Lasso’s fictitious Premier League wannabes, AFC Richmond’s real life Totalcampo success is already the stuff of legend.  Full story

LAVAL   |   B3   |   AFC RICHMOND

WEEK 12 - A NEW YEAR’S COURSE CORRECTION

They lost five of their first six in 2022, only to win four of their last five this year.  Full story

LAVAL (F)   |   FB   |   CS MRO

WEEK 11 - BACK IN A BIG WAY

FC Villeray just sent a three-game death spiral and the Half Senders FC packing.  Full story

LAVAL   |   C3A   |   FC VILLERAY

WEEK 10 - BOTTOM’S UP IN BROSSARD

Sitting on a big division lead is never a good look.  Full story

BROSSARD   |   C   |   BALLKICKERS 2

WEEK 9 - RAGS TO RICHES, B**CHES

Orebro SK slept-walked through four early-season losses before deciding to wake up and smell the coffee.  Full story

LAVAL   |   C3A   |   OREBRO SK

WEEK 8 - YES, KAN DO

It was all fun and tight games until Kan FC handed FC Boisbriand their first loss of the season.  Full story

LAVAL (F)   |   FB   |   KAN FC

WEEK 7 - NEW YEAR SPOILER ALERT

Nightrage has bounced back from a dismal December and nipped Group Kangaroo right in the bud.  Full story

LAVAL   |   B5   |   NIGHTRAGE

WEEK 6 - MIDDLE OF THE PACK ATTACK

It was a bad week for Brossard’s B Division top dogs.  Full story

BROSSARD   |   B   |   CHACAL FC

WEEK 5 - TIS THE SEASON TO BE BOUNCY

Looks like Group Kangaroo’s got the B5 Division in their pocket, all springin’ into the new year.  Full story

LAVAL   |   B5   |   GROUP KANGAROO

WEEK 4 - THE NEW SSSHERIFF IN TOWN

Dead silent by design, Serpentard slithered past the Vipers 3-2 this past week, powered as much by a Fanny-Lapage brace as a herculean defensive team e...  Full story

WEEK 3 - KILLER COYOTES ?!? ALL WORRIED.

There’s a game of chicken a’brewing in one of Laval’s premier playgrounds.  Full story

LAVAL   |   B2   |   COYOTES

WEEK 2 - PERFECTION’S JUST A PIPE DREAM

The third time was no charm for two of the C Division’s undefeated darlings.  Full story

BROSSARD   |   C   |   FC MORIS

NEW TEETH, WHO DIS?

The tender young Sharks have wasted no time sniffing out old blood in the FA waters.  Full story

PANEL PETTIFOGGING PAYS OFF

Tough love works wonders in the fall.  Full story

THE UNDERDOGS BITE BACK

You’d think Golden Rush knocking out multi-champs FC Boisbriand in the semis would be news enough.  Full story

LAVAL (F)   |   FC1   |   PINK LADIES

WEEK 18 - SHOCK JOCKS KNOCK SOME SOCKS OFF

Although relatively calm by comparison, this Autumn playoff campaign has produced a few choice upsets nonetheless.  Full story

LAVAL   |   C2A   |   ITALIMENTI FC

WEEK 17 - REVENGE OF THE SCORNED

It was a magical night for strikers Roberto Cicatello and Gianluca Pace but a lousy one for at least some panelists as both Half Senders FC V2 and Foot Cla...  Full story

LAVAL   |   C1B   |   SQUADRA DORO

WEEK 16 - HOW THE MIGHTY HAVE FALLEN

Two of Totalcampo’s finest are now fighting for their playoff lives.  Full story

LAVAL (F)   |   FC1   |   FC VIPERS

WEEK 15 - PROVIDING NEITHER AID NOR COMFORT

Consalada FC are about to ascend into the C1B Division semifinals tested but seldom beaten.  Full story

LAVAL   |   C1B   |   CONSOLADA FC

WEEK 14 - A LATE SEASON SHAKE-UP

FC Washtadd looked to have the C2B season all wrapped up.  Full story

LAVAL   |   C2B   |   SS MISCHIATE

WEEK 13 - WHERE THE CHINK MEETS THE ARMOUR

FC United just became the third St-Leonard playoff hopeful to bloody the unbeaten Gladiators.  Full story

SAINT-LEONARD   |   FC   |   FC UNITED

WEEK 12 - THE HORSESHOE OF LIFE

Life comes at you fast.  Full story

LAVAL   |   C1A   |   BAMBINOS

WEEK 11 - STRANGER C1B THINGS

The current leaders of Laval’s middle-of-the-pack division just made one crazy u-turn through their own Upside Down World.  Full story

LAVAL   |   C1B   |   CONSOLADA FC

WEEK 10 - BANNED TO THE BONE

Four straight shutout wins and counting.  Full story

LAVAL (F)   |   FC1   |   THE BANNED ONES

WEEK 9 - WHO’S HUMBLING WHO NOW?

Every last member of the C5B Division - with the exception of Plei FC, perhaps - has been systematically tamed, defanged and discredited.  Full story

LAVAL   |   C5B   |   HUMBLED FC

WEEK 8 - A MIDSUMMER’S MUSHY MISHMASH

The halfway mark of the season has brought only more confusion amongst those looking to stand apart in the hunt for the C5A crown.  Full story

LAVAL   |   C5A   |   MUSHY FC

WEEK 7 - SIMPLY IRRESISTIBLE

Who needs a catchy name when you’re literally in a league of your own? L’Equipe de Soccer are currently uncontested FC3 queens on a six-game tear, their l...  Full story

LAVAL (F)   |   FC3   |   L'EQUIPE DE SOCCER

WEEK 6 - OCCUPATION ON THE CHEAP

The International Guidos have become the invading army that seizes an entire country while rationing rounds.  Full story

LAVAL   |   C5A   |   INTERNATIONAL GUIDOS

WEEK 5 - ORDER BEFORE BEAUTY

Undefeated in their first five, la Bande Organisée have gotten winning down to a science, even if their particular brand of perfection ain’t always pretty.  Full story

LAVAL   |   C2A   |   BANDE ORGANISEE

WEEK 4 - PUTTING ON A MEAN FACE

Borrowing an almost prison-like mentality, the women of Laval’s second division have taken to trying to out-psych one another through simple intimidation.  Full story

LAVAL (F)   |   FC2   |   MEAN GIRLS

WEEK 3 - NON FUNGIBLE NEWBIES

Newly minted Fineprints FC 1 made a very big impression on a reigning winter champ this week.  Full story

LAVAL   |   B2   |   FINEPRINTS FC 1

WEEK 2 - LET THE GAMES BEGIN

Although pulled back down to earth in a suffocating 2-2 FC Toxicas deadlock, the Gladiator battlecry from a Queen of the World massacre continues to reverb...  Full story

WEEK 1 - SETTING A FIRM COURSE

The squad named after the one bird renowned for its outstanding navigation did a fine job of finding its way to a first victory.  Full story

WEEK 19 - THE FINAL DRAW

There’s only one place in the postseason where a tie is allowed to stand, free of shootout heartbreak.  Full story

WEEK 17 - DEATH BY A THOUSAND HOOVES

Dark horses trampled two of the South Shore’s three sure-bet playoff panel predictions.  Full story

WEEK 16 - SLAPPERS GET THE SLIP

How did Banana United manage to take down the C2 favourites without surrendering so much as a goal? Well, Angus Legault had a big something to do with ...  Full story

LAVAL   |   C2   |   BANANA UNITED

WEEK 15 - THE SILENT FIRST STRIKE

WEEK 15 - THE SILENT FIRST STRIKE In the latter half of the season, Haboub FC pretty much had their way with the majority of the C1 Division.  Full story

LAVAL   |   C1   |   HABOUB FC

WEEK 14 - PERFECTION IN PLAY

How do you beat the unbeatable? Three unlucky squads square in FC Spark’s playoff sights are about to find out.  Full story

LAVAL (F)   |   FB1   |   FC SPARKS

WEEK 13 - LIMPING TO THE FINISH LINE

The bottom half of Brossard’s top division are having a tough time finishing the race on any kind of good foot.  Full story

BROSSARD   |   A   |   MISTRAL

WEEK 12 - A REAL FOOL’S ERRAND

Once desperate, FC Rimbambiti just did their division bosses a huge favour ahead of their own impending face-to-face.  Full story

LAVAL   |   B5   |   FC RIMBAMBITI

WEEK 11 - A BALMY SEVENTH HEAVEN

Ten games in and undefeated in their last seven, Fuego FC are straight up blowtorching their way to an FC1 championship.  Full story

LAVAL (F)   |   FC1   |   FUEGO FC

WEEK 10 - A GOOD OLD FASHIONED RED SCARE

Red Run FC may take comfort in their perfect record seven games in, but there is plenty of doubt on the horizon.  Full story

LAVAL   |   C4   |   RED RUN FC

WEEK 9 - RUNNING AND GUNNING

The B4 Division has effectively become AFC Richmond’s to lose.  Full story

LAVAL   |   B4   |   AFC RICHMOND

WEEK 8 - NEVER REALLY OUT OF SEASON

Back in November, when they should have been all the rage, Pumpkin Spice Latte lost their first and only game of the season to the reigning *FB champs.  Full story

LAVAL (F)   |   *FB   |   PUMPKIN SPICE LATTE

WEEK 7 - A SNIFF OF SHIFTING MOMENTUM

After falling prey to a horrible three-game start, South City are back in the top division hunt.  Full story

BROSSARD   |   A   |   SOUTH CITY FC

WEEK 6 - CONTROLLED BY COMMITTEE

A pair of B-Division bullies get to rule their school yard corners without having to face off for another few months.  Full story

BROSSARD   |   B   |   RAMSES

WEEK 5 - LOCKED DOWN AND LOADED

MTL City have all but imposed martial law on the panicking FC2 Division.  Full story

LAVAL (F)   |   FC2   |   MTL CITY

WEEK 4 - CLIMBING THE WALLS

The B3 Division is quickly becoming the place to be, if a recent clash between soaring AS Gyprock and struggling Sons of Nonna FC is any indication.  Full story

LAVAL   |   B3   |   AS GYPROCK

WEEK 3 - SELLING THE SOUTH SHORE BY THE POUND

Operating in longstanding Ballkickers territory, Merchants FC are quietly setting themselves up as the new game in town.  Full story

BROSSARD   |   C   |   MERCHANTS FC

WEEK 2 - A HOLY MOLY DOZEN

Les 12 Filles are sticking to the script that once worked wonders for Jesus, if their precise roster roll call and matching 2-0 record are any indication.  Full story

LAVAL (F)   |   *FB   |   LES 12 FILLES

WEEK 1 - SOME MIGHTY BIG HOOFS TO FILL

Greatest of all Times? Well, time will tell.  Full story

LAVAL   |   C2   |   HALF SENDERS FC

WEEK 17 - THE POWER TO STUN

No Totalcampo postseason is without its surprises.  Full story

WEEK 16 - MORE MISSES FOR THE MRS

If you’d have warned the playoff panel both les Tipsy and the Bulldogs could eventually meet in an FC championship match, well, we’d probably all have pick...  Full story

LAVAL (F)   |   FC   |   LES TIPSY

WEEK 15 - THE OCTOBER PREDICTION BLUES

Panelists who make their living betting on underdogs were rather sorely disappointed this week, as the only true notable opening round upsets went comple...  Full story

LAVAL   |   C5   |   CCCP

WEEK 14 - THIS BET’S ON YOU

After a year plagued with Postseason Disappearing Syndrome, the playoff panel has been cleared for discharge.  Full story

SAINT-LEONARD   |   FC   |   FC ANIMALS

WEEK 13 - A DIVISION UNSETTLED

FC Bergham might be forgiven for thinking they had the C3 all wrapped up a few weeks ago.  Full story

LAVAL   |   C3   |   FC LAGORIA

WEEK 12 - A TALE OF TWO SEASONS

The worst of times have given way to far better ones for the C1 Division’s dark princes.  Full story

LAVAL   |   C1   |   FC GOONS

WEEK 11 - WORKING WONDERS IN CLOSE QUARTERS

Near-perfect since their first meeting ended in heartbreak, the B-Liners brought their A-Game and finally stood up their arch rivals.  Full story

LAVAL (F)   |   FB   |   B-LINERS

WEEK 10 - A PINK STAIN ON THE ROYALS

Queen of the World were nine games into an absolute dream summer, dominant in every regard, and utterly unstoppable.  Full story

SAINT-LEONARD   |   FC   |   PINK PANTHERS

WEEK 9 - THE TIMELESS ART OF CATCHING FIRE

True champions know a little something about peaking at just the right time.  Full story

LAVAL   |   B3   |   MOTOVAN

WEEK 8 - BUILT FOR THE LONG HAUL

Much like the burrowing African mammal from which they’re named, the Aardvarks have managed to survive and thrive in difficult conditions.  Full story

LAVAL   |   C2   |   AARDVARKS

WEEK 7 - NOT A SINGLE CLOUD FOR DAYS

Things just took a turn for the sunnier in Blue Sky’s bid for FB Division equality.  Full story

LAVAL (F)   |   FB   |   BLUE SKY

WEEK 6 - A SMALL SLICE OF THE BIG CHEESE

Previously untouchable FC Parmigiano is suddenly ripe for the taking.  Full story

LAVAL   |   B2   |   USC

WEEK 5 - STINGY, FOR THE LONG HAUL

They say the Roman Empire crumbled on decadence alone.  Full story

LAVAL   |   C5   |   THE RUINS

WEEK 4 - A COLLECTIVE MOMENT OF TRUTH

A couple of newcomers have been running roughshod in the C1 Division, messing with the established order of things.  Full story

LAVAL   |   C1   |   PIEMONTE CALCIO

WEEK 3 - THE BEGINNER’S STING

An opening season romp against some of the FC2 Division’s struggling sides has left the FC Vipers in prime pouncing position.  Full story

LAVAL (F)   |   FC   |   FC VIPERS

WEEK 2 - THE TOP CARD DRAW...

Aces got their first real taste of what summer success in Laval’s top division might feel like.  Full story

LAVAL   |   B1   |   ACES

WEEK 1 - A SIGN OF THE GRIND TO COME

Before both world and league came to a screeching halt last October, Compulsive Calcio and Tutto Bene seemed destined for another top division championship s...  Full story

SEASON STARTS JUNE 27...

We are happy to announce that the summer 2021 season will officially be starting on Sunday June 27.  Full story

SUMMER SEASON STARTING...

In accordance with the lifting of restrictions by public health officials we are confident that Totalcampo summer 2021 season will start on June 25th.  Full story

SUMMER SEASON UPDATE...

Totalcampo is encouraged by the provincial government’s recent lifting of certain restrictions regarding sports and recreational activities.  Full story

SUMMER 2021

Given the many inquiries, we just wanted to let you all know Totalcampo is still waiting on Public Health guidance for the upcoming summer season.  Full story

WEEK 14 - ALL RIGGED UP FOR THE DARK HORSES

Who are Bruno Sports Bar and why did nearly all of us on the panel ignore them? Their losing record, minus-13 goal differential and sixth seed finish p...  Full story

LAVAL   |   C1   |   BRUNO SPORTS BAR

WEEK 13 - IN TOIGHT WITH THE UNDERRATED

Last winter they were the playoff darlings that did not disappoint.  Full story

LAVAL   |   C2   |   TOIGHT TOIGERS

WEEK 12 - FAR FROM HUMBLE BEGINNINGS

The Pink Ladies are the closest thing Totalcampo have to female royalty.  Full story

LAVAL (F)   |   FB   |   PINK LADIES

WEEK 11 - COMPULSION GETS THE ALL GOOD

No time like a cool September night to send out a clear playoff warning.  Full story

LAVAL   |   B1   |   COMPULSIVE CALCIO

WEEK 10 - WHAT THE GOOD-LOOKING GOT COOKING

The FC Styfes have not allowed as much as one tiny goal in their last three games.  Full story

ST-LEONARD   |   FC   |   FC STYFES

WEEK 9 - COMFY IN THEIR OWN LOCKDOWN

Second seed FC Delorme was supposed to be the one team standing between Camvi and yet another dominant playoff championship run.  Full story

LAVAL   |   B2   |   CAMVI

WEEK 8 - THERE’S NO JINXING THE JIXON

Great teams go on wild tears.  Full story

LAVAL   |   B3   |   FC JIXON

WEEK 7 - X MARKS THE TOP

It was billed as the FC Division’s meeting of the minds.  Full story

LAVAL (F)   |   FC   |   LADY X

WEEK 6 - THE ART OF NO MERCY

It was supposed to be a meeting of undefeated greats, with nothing but the narrowest of margins for each to maneuver.  Full story

ST-LEONARD   |   FC   |   ART DU SOCCER

WEEK 5 - SUIT UP, SNUFF OUT, REPEAT

It’s more than just the lopsided scorelines.  Full story

LAVAL   |   B4   |   LOS ANGELOS FC

WEEK 4 - SHINE (AGAIN) YOU CRAZY DIAMOND

Winless and scraping for goals, the FC Diamonds were not expected to put up too much of a fuss against the undefeated Champers.  Full story

LAVAL (F)   |   FC   |   FC DIAMONDS

WEEK 3 - THE HUNT IS ON

Hunters FC gained a temporary foothold on Laval’s last division this week following a 2-1 win over Goldslick.  Full story

LAVAL   |   C5   |   HUNTERS FC

COVID-19 RULES AND REGULATIONS

To help stop the spread of the covid-19 virus we must put certain rules and guidelines in place in order to ensure the safety of everyone.  Full story

SEASON STARTS JULY 5TH

Totalcampo is happy to inform you that the summer season will begin the week of July 5th.  Full story

TOTALCAMPO (COVID-19)

To our Totalcampo family, Due to the current COVID-19 situation and the corresponding government restrictions, we unfortunately will not be able to resume...  Full story

LAVAL WOMEN - THOSE LINGERING CHAMPIONSHIP FEELS

So how does it feel to be one of those middle-of-the-pack teams that just spent their Sunday evening eliminating a bona fide panel favourite? "It fee...  Full story

LAVAL (F)   |   FC1   |   THOSE GIRLS

LAVAL MEN - ENGINEERING A SECOND-YEAR TURNAROUND

Learning from past mistakes can become quite the analytical endeavour when your team is made up of a bunch of determined industrial consultants.  Full story

LAVAL   |   C3B   |   THE COMMISSIONERS

LAVAL WOMEN - THE GOAL THAT BREAKS THROUGH

The way Loriane Fugère tells it, the FC Boreales playoff picture would look a whole lot rosier if her girls could draw more than just a point a week.  Full story

LAVAL (F)   |   FC1   |   FC BOREALES

LAVAL - THERE'S WISDOM IN THE FURY

It's amazing what twenty great years of soccer can do for a friendship.  Full story

LAVAL (F)   |   *FC   |   FURY

LAVAL - MASTERS OF WORK AND PLAY

They are a ragtag bunch from different leagues, as committed to the witty word play behind their Real Madrid Galactiques moniker as they are to their own...  Full story

LAVAL   |   C4   |   LES GARS LACTIQUES

BROSSARD - NEWTEAM ON THE BLOCK

Captain Saïd Arman Madjrouhou is running a very different kind of old country club.  Full story

BROSSARD   |   C   |   NEWTEAM

THE LURE OF CHAMPIONSHIP PINK

If Totalcampo issued championship rings, keeper Melanie Moukas would need a second pair of hands to wear them all.  Full story

LAVAL (F)   |   *FB   |   PINK LADIES

LAVAL - A DECADES-OLD TREASURE HUNT

Much like cunning soccer snowbirds, AC Pirates have been flocking between summers in their native Ste-Anne-des-Plaines and winters in Totalcampo, hoping...  Full story

LAVAL   |   C1   |   AC PIRATES

BROSSARD - SINGING THE IMMIGRANT SONG

Whether they've come from the land of the ice and snow, from the midnight sun, where the hot springs flow, two Brossard squads just swung the pre-season...  Full story

OH HOW THE MIGHTY HAVE RESURRECTED

Early 90's Emilio Estevez just called, but the Mighty Ducks aren't about to let the Disney-lawyer-turned-hockey-coach have their pre-season moment of gl...  Full story

CHAMPS - CHAMPAGNE, EVERYTHING

Fourth-seed Squadra FC posted consecutive 5-4 comeback wins over the top two teams in the B4 Division, paving their own sweet road to championship glory.  Full story

LAVAL   |   B4   |   SQUADRA FC

CHAMPIONS

FC (Saint-Léonard) The second-seed Avengers capture FC Division championship glory following a 1-0 win over the underdog Black Mambas.  Full story

ST-LEONARD   |   FC   |   AVENGERS

IT'S A TIGGY TIGER WORLD OUT THERE

Not all underdogs are cut from the same cloth.  Full story

LAVAL (F)   |   FC1   |   TIGERS

DARK HORSE ACID REFLUX

The team that signs its official communications with the phrase Ouzo, bourbon, spiced rum, Goldslick just made a few playoff panel members vomit in their ...  Full story

LAVAL   |   C3   |   GOLDSLICK

ST. LEONARD - LEARNING TO LOSE, IN STRIDE

They came, they learned, they busted some balls.  Full story

ST-LEONARD   |   FC   |   BALL BUSTERS

LAVAL MEN - NOT YOUR OLD SCHOOL PYRAMID SCHEME

Like the Napolitano crime syndicate from which their team name is drawn, FC GOMORRA cannot be stopped by chopping off the head, or wiping out any one comp...  Full story

LAVAL   |   C4   |   FC GOMORRA

LAVAL MEN - PLAYING THE FOOL ON THE HILL

Three seasons in and Simon Savoie-Gargiso remains painfully aware that Totalcampo championships are ultimately measured in inches, absences and unforced e...  Full story

LAVAL   |   B4   |   REAL BETISE

LAVAL WOMEN - BETTER TIPSY THAN STUMBLING

Audréanne Reid and her Tipsy crew first discovered their common soccer connection during a winter weekend chalet getaway in la Macaza.  Full story

LAVAL (F)   |   FC2   |   LES TIPSY

THE YOUNG AND THE RESTLESS

You might say Yusuf Karasayili went from clinging to a dwindling empire to leading a more modern city-state.  Full story

LAVAL   |   A   |   FK ISTANBUL

FANGLESS AT THE HALFWAY MARK

Two tiny drops of Black Mamba venom can kill a human in 30 minutes flat.  Full story

ST-LEONARD   |   FC   |   BLACK MAMBAS

FRESHLY BREWED FOR THE GRIND

As FC Dumos, Jeremy Paradiso and company won the league, made it to several finals and even went a perfect 16-0 in the summer of 2015.  Full story

LAVAL   |   C5   |   CAFE CREMA

SOME ROCK-SOLID RESOLVE

With no shiny stats to flash, the FC Diamonds are instead packing some newfound vision, determined not to trip on their heels come the grand playoff ball.  Full story

LAVAL (F)   |   FC2   |   FC DIAMONDS

JUST ANOTHER EXTRAORDINARY DAY

It wasn't just your run-of-the-mill Friday night for the Average Joe's.  Full story

LAVAL   |   C3   |   AVERAGE JOE'S

TOURNAMENT - ALL THE FRESHNESS PRESERVED

If you're confident enough to call yourselves Art du Soccer, might as well make your league debut by snatching the pre-season tournament from a well-est...  Full story

TOURNAMENT - FOUR MORE YEARS?

Their name has changed, but it looks like Les Royales are still very much in the 'Zone'.  Full story

LAVAL MEN - THE RIGHT TO RUB IT IN

As the guy who has now won the playoff panel two seasons running, I can say with full humility that when it comes to picking champs, we all miss the boa...  Full story

LAVAL   |   B3   |   CAMVI

BROSSARD - LEARNING FROM THEIR LUMPS

Mistral took five years worth of enthusiasm, determination and yes, even heartbreak, into this year's March Madness.  Full story

BROSSARD   |   A   |   MISTRAL

LAVAL WOMEN - BREAKING BAD LEGACIES

In this league, you bet against chronic championship underachievers at your own peril.  Full story

LAVAL (F)   |   FB2   |   QUEEN OF THE WORLD

LAVAL MEN - ROME, BUT BUILT IN A DAY

If three-losses-and-a-draw in five games is what passes for a "terrible slump" these days, than perhaps No Totti No Party's greatest celebrations are st...  Full story

LAVAL   |   C5A   |   NO TOTTI NO PARTY

LAVAL WOMEN - BUSTING AT THE SEAMS

These days, the No Name crew doesn't have time for much beyond holding the fort in Laval's top women's division.  Full story

LAVAL (F)   |   *FB   |   NO NAME

LAVAL MEN - ROCK BOTTOM WITH A SMILE

Player sackings.  Full story

LAVAL   |   C5B   |   FC MUNIN

BROSSARD - NETFLIX AND KILL

It's only fitting that the Narcos were born in a flash of sensory stimulus overload.  Full story

BROSSARD   |   A   |   NARCOS

LAVAL WOMEN - SHORT AND SCRAPPY

LAVAL WOMEN - SHORT AND SCRAPPY How many girls does it take to win a championship? It's not a trick question, and Geraldine Ogosi-Nole likely wouldn'...  Full story

LAVAL (F)   |   FC1   |   FC INTER MTL

LAVAL MEN - RED LIGHT REZONING

When Feux Rouges have a job to do, it doesn't take Coach Constantin Kabamba much in the way of guidance to get his work buddies pulling in the same direct...  Full story

LAVAL   |   C3A   |   FEUX ROUGES

BROSSARD HOMEPAGE - FROM KABUL, WITH LOVE

There may be a 10,000-kilometre lifetime between his native Afghanistan and sleepy Brossard, but Qais Walizada hasn't abandoned the beautiful game.  Full story

BROSSARD   |   B   |   FC KABUL

LAVAL WOMEN - ALL BUSINESS UP FRONT, PARTY IN THE BACK

The undefeated All Blacks have managed to outscore and out defend every last one of their FB1 Division opponents, with two goals against and three shutout...  Full story

LAVAL (F)   |   FB1   |   ALL BLACKS

LAVAL HOMEPAGE - DEADBEATS RISING

LAVAL HOMEPAGE - DEADBEATS RISING Diego Langon and friends might just be the most ambitious deadbeats you'll ever meet.  Full story

LAVAL   |   C1   |   FC DEADBEATS

BROSSARD TOURNAMENT - LIGHTING UP THE POWDERKEG

No strangers to plated gold trophies, the Ballkickers just staked their 2019 claim on some dangerous top division turf.  Full story

LAVAL TOURNAMENT - NO CHILL FOR THE WICKED

The pre-season tournament has produced the usual medley of defending champs, nostalgic veteran sides and newcomers bursting into the league like stun gr...  Full story

LAVAL MEN - HOW THE MIGHTY HAVE FALLEN

LAVAL MEN - HOW THE MIGHTY HAVE FALLEN As the rest of my playoff panelists have been forced to painfully learn, it's been a great summer to be a Totalca...  Full story

ST. LEO WOMEN - DARKHORSES IN ARMS

It's ultra satisfying to pick the underdog - almost as satisfying as being that very underdog that nobody else believes in, I would imagine.  Full story

ST-LEO (F/W)   |   FC   |   AVENGERS

PLAYOFF PANEL - SUMMER EDITION

After hibernating for the winter, the Playoff Panel is back with self-inflicted vengeance.  Full story

LAVAL HOMEPAGE - TWO SOLID LEGS TO STAND ON

The same playing card Joker tattoo that once covered the right calf of longtime goalkeeper and teammate Maxime Hunter, who lost his life in a car crash ...  Full story

LAVAL   |   C5A   |   HUNTERS FC

LAVAL WOMEN - TRUTH AT HIGH TENSION

It's not so much that Fischer Electrique have let first place get to their collective heads.  Full story

LAVAL(F/W)   |   FC   |   FISCHER ELECTRIQUE

RDP - LIKE MUSIC TO THEIR EARS

We may very well be living in the age of the foodie, but as far as the Childish Gambinos are concerned, it's really soccer and music that make the world...  Full story

BOURASSA (CSMV)   |   C5   |   CHILDISH GAMBINOS

ST. LEO - A SPECIAL KIND OF BLUE

There's paying simple lip service to team spirit - and then there's being able to rattle off the specific strength of every last girl on your roster.  Full story

ST-LEO (F/W)   |   FC   |   LES BLEUS

LAVAL - A LETHAL EYE FOR TALENT

When Damien Aquino was still a smoking gun with les Carabins de l'Université de Montréal, he decided to cherry pick his own crew to keep fit during the ...  Full story

LAVAL   |   C2   |   SUNHAWKS

RDP - DOING RIGHT BY THEIR YOUNG LEGACY

A trusted league birdie recently described La Squadra as a small troop of younglings who play some nice soccer.  Full story

BOURASSA (CSMV)   |   C1   |   LA SQUADRA

LAVAL WOMEN - CLAWING INTO THE COMPETITION

Last summer, the Tigers were little more than a pack of rookie long shots who clawed their way to a stunning championship run with only a skeleton crew by...  Full story

LAVAL(F/W)   |   FB2   |   THE TIGERS

LAVAL - DOWN THE RABBIT HOLE

You won't find Osso Bucco on the menu of the Rotisserie Scores where legend has the squad first forming.  Full story

WOMEN - THE HOTTEST SUMMER WINDS

Two pre-season champions have already blasted out summer storm warnings for all girls with short historical attention spans.  Full story

MEN - THE CLOSEST CHAMPIONSHIP CALLS

Three different pre-season champions were anointed by the narrowest of margins.  Full story

START OF SEASON

START OF SEASON Here are the dates for the start of summer season 2018 .  Full story