It’s one thing to beat up on your opponent – but quite another to brag about his black eye.

“After about five minutes the score was already 4-1” recounts Nun’s Island Guys captain Mike Zarmati, making sure to give fellow undefeated C2 rival Sheel United their proper due despite the eventual 17-6 shellacking. “Sheel did not give up whatsoever throughout the entire 90 minutes. We truly respect them for that.”

POTG: Esteban Landazabal gets special credit for his “incredible” eight-goal performance, with a little love to spare for Johnny Okwuobi’s own four-goal effort.