Incredibly complex and intelligent, they’ll ace any mirror test and memorize landmarks marking the optimal route better than Waze ever could.

Oh, and this particular class of pigeons are pretty good soccer players too.

FC Pigeon have gotten off to a feather-plucking start, pinning three different C4 opponents into submission thanks to a furious 12-goal tirade between twin snipers named Joseph and a rock solid defence. That shiny 3-0 record is already one-win better than their entire 2021 and 2022 summer seasons, both dismal affairs that ended with 13 total losses each.

A PEEK AT WEEK 4

FC Elite meets Loyalty FC in Monday night B2 Division action. On Tuesday, the Mean Girls will look to take a swipe at perfect little RDJOU in FC2 play.

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