When you’ve got one of the most recognizable brands in RDP., change isn’t something to take lightly.

“I can’t really see us changing too much in the near future besides maybe our name,” explains captain Mike Stramandinoli following a 3-2 win against The Other Guys. “We’ve had it for a while now so we’re beginning to think we need a new one: FC Out-of-Shape might be better suited for us.”

All self-ribbing aside, it remains the squad is off to its best start in a while – which doesn’t bode terribly well for C3 rivals Boiseries Elegance, UTXSoccer.com and AC Brutta Figura.

“I’m optimistic well finish top three, go far in the playoffs and that Adamo Carnevale will score on at least three bicycle kicks this year!!!!!”