Too early for trend spotting, perhaps, but it’s hard to argue the numbers: Two games, two wins and well over two-dozen goals.

“All I can tell you is that Sabbah’s on fire right now,” declares coach Obaid Afghanyar in one of several short, Haiku-like e-mails following his squad’s 13-3 rampage over Team Anthony. “Hum, it’s all about hard work – and team work.”

The win follows an eerily similar 15-2 walloping of the Hitmen to kick off the season last Sunday, leaving Sabbah with a gaping +23 goal differential two game in.