WEEK 10 - A PINK STAIN ON THE ROYALS

Queen of the World were nine games into an absolute dream summer, dominant in every regard, and utterly unstoppable.  Full story

SAINT-LEONARD   |   FC   |   PINK PANTHERS

WEEK 9 - THE TIMELESS ART OF CATCHING FIRE

True champions know a little something about peaking at just the right time.  Full story

LAVAL   |   B3   |   MOTOVAN

WEEK 8 - BUILT FOR THE LONG HAUL

Much like the burrowing African mammal from which they’re named, the Aardvarks have managed to survive and thrive in difficult conditions.  Full story

LAVAL   |   C2   |   AARDVARKS

WEEK 7 - NOT A SINGLE CLOUD FOR DAYS

Things just took a turn for the sunnier in Blue Sky’s bid for FB Division equality.  Full story

LAVAL (F)   |   FB   |   BLUE SKY

WEEK 6 - A SMALL SLICE OF THE BIG CHEESE

Previously untouchable FC Parmigiano is suddenly ripe for the taking.  Full story

LAVAL   |   B2   |   USC

WEEK 5 - STINGY, FOR THE LONG HAUL

They say the Roman Empire crumbled on decadence alone.  Full story

LAVAL   |   C5   |   THE RUINS

WEEK 4 - A COLLECTIVE MOMENT OF TRUTH

A couple of newcomers have been running roughshod in the C1 Division, messing with the established order of things.  Full story

LAVAL   |   C1   |   PIEMONTE CALCIO

WEEK 3 - THE BEGINNER’S STING

An opening season romp against some of the FC2 Division’s struggling sides has left the FC Vipers in prime pouncing position.  Full story

LAVAL (F)   |   FC   |   FC VIPERS

WEEK 2 - THE TOP CARD DRAW...

Aces got their first real taste of what summer success in Laval’s top division might feel like.  Full story

LAVAL   |   B1   |   ACES

WEEK 1 - A SIGN OF THE GRIND TO COME

Before both world and league came to a screeching halt last October, Compulsive Calcio and Tutto Bene seemed destined for another top division championship s...  Full story

SEASON STARTS JUNE 27...

We are happy to announce that the summer 2021 season will officially be starting on Sunday June 27.  Full story

SUMMER SEASON STARTING...

In accordance with the lifting of restrictions by public health officials we are confident that Totalcampo summer 2021 season will start on June 25th.  Full story

SUMMER SEASON UPDATE...

Totalcampo is encouraged by the provincial government’s recent lifting of certain restrictions regarding sports and recreational activities.  Full story

SUMMER 2021

Given the many inquiries, we just wanted to let you all know Totalcampo is still waiting on Public Health guidance for the upcoming summer season.  Full story

WEEK 14 - ALL RIGGED UP FOR THE DARK HORSES

Who are Bruno Sports Bar and why did nearly all of us on the panel ignore them? Their losing record, minus-13 goal differential and sixth seed finish p...  Full story

LAVAL   |   C1   |   BRUNO SPORTS BAR

WEEK 13 - IN TOIGHT WITH THE UNDERRATED

Last winter they were the playoff darlings that did not disappoint.  Full story

LAVAL   |   C2   |   TOIGHT TOIGERS

WEEK 12 - FAR FROM HUMBLE BEGINNINGS

The Pink Ladies are the closest thing Totalcampo have to female royalty.  Full story

LAVAL (F)   |   FB   |   PINK LADIES

WEEK 11 - COMPULSION GETS THE ALL GOOD

No time like a cool September night to send out a clear playoff warning.  Full story

LAVAL   |   B1   |   COMPULSIVE CALCIO

WEEK 10 - WHAT THE GOOD-LOOKING GOT COOKING

The FC Styfes have not allowed as much as one tiny goal in their last three games.  Full story

ST-LEONARD   |   FC   |   FC STYFES

WEEK 9 - COMFY IN THEIR OWN LOCKDOWN

Second seed FC Delorme was supposed to be the one team standing between Camvi and yet another dominant playoff championship run.  Full story

LAVAL   |   B2   |   CAMVI

WEEK 8 - THERE’S NO JINXING THE JIXON

Great teams go on wild tears.  Full story

LAVAL   |   B3   |   FC JIXON

WEEK 7 - X MARKS THE TOP

It was billed as the FC Division’s meeting of the minds.  Full story

LAVAL (F)   |   FC   |   LADY X

WEEK 6 - THE ART OF NO MERCY

It was supposed to be a meeting of undefeated greats, with nothing but the narrowest of margins for each to maneuver.  Full story

ST-LEONARD   |   FC   |   ART DU SOCCER

WEEK 5 - SUIT UP, SNUFF OUT, REPEAT

It’s more than just the lopsided scorelines.  Full story

LAVAL   |   B4   |   LOS ANGELOS FC

WEEK 4 - SHINE (AGAIN) YOU CRAZY DIAMOND

Winless and scraping for goals, the FC Diamonds were not expected to put up too much of a fuss against the undefeated Champers.  Full story

LAVAL (F)   |   FC   |   FC DIAMONDS

WEEK 3 - THE HUNT IS ON

Hunters FC gained a temporary foothold on Laval’s last division this week following a 2-1 win over Goldslick.  Full story

LAVAL   |   C5   |   HUNTERS FC

COVID-19 RULES AND REGULATIONS

To help stop the spread of the covid-19 virus we must put certain rules and guidelines in place in order to ensure the safety of everyone.  Full story

SEASON STARTS JULY 5TH

Totalcampo is happy to inform you that the summer season will begin the week of July 5th.  Full story

TOTALCAMPO (COVID-19)

To our Totalcampo family, Due to the current COVID-19 situation and the corresponding government restrictions, we unfortunately will not be able to resume...  Full story

LAVAL WOMEN - THOSE LINGERING CHAMPIONSHIP FEELS

So how does it feel to be one of those middle-of-the-pack teams that just spent their Sunday evening eliminating a bona fide panel favourite? "It fee...  Full story

LAVAL (F)   |   FC1   |   THOSE GIRLS

LAVAL MEN - ENGINEERING A SECOND-YEAR TURNAROUND

Learning from past mistakes can become quite the analytical endeavour when your team is made up of a bunch of determined industrial consultants.  Full story

LAVAL   |   C3B   |   THE COMMISSIONERS

LAVAL WOMEN - THE GOAL THAT BREAKS THROUGH

The way Loriane Fugère tells it, the FC Boreales playoff picture would look a whole lot rosier if her girls could draw more than just a point a week.  Full story

LAVAL (F)   |   FC1   |   FC BOREALES

LAVAL - THERE'S WISDOM IN THE FURY

It's amazing what twenty great years of soccer can do for a friendship.  Full story

LAVAL (F)   |   *FC   |   FURY

LAVAL - MASTERS OF WORK AND PLAY

They are a ragtag bunch from different leagues, as committed to the witty word play behind their Real Madrid Galactiques moniker as they are to their own...  Full story

LAVAL   |   C4   |   LES GARS LACTIQUES

BROSSARD - NEWTEAM ON THE BLOCK

Captain Saïd Arman Madjrouhou is running a very different kind of old country club.  Full story

BROSSARD   |   C   |   NEWTEAM

THE LURE OF CHAMPIONSHIP PINK

If Totalcampo issued championship rings, keeper Melanie Moukas would need a second pair of hands to wear them all.  Full story

LAVAL (F)   |   *FB   |   PINK LADIES

LAVAL - A DECADES-OLD TREASURE HUNT

Much like cunning soccer snowbirds, AC Pirates have been flocking between summers in their native Ste-Anne-des-Plaines and winters in Totalcampo, hoping...  Full story

LAVAL   |   C1   |   AC PIRATES

BROSSARD - SINGING THE IMMIGRANT SONG

Whether they've come from the land of the ice and snow, from the midnight sun, where the hot springs flow, two Brossard squads just swung the pre-season...  Full story

OH HOW THE MIGHTY HAVE RESURRECTED

Early 90's Emilio Estevez just called, but the Mighty Ducks aren't about to let the Disney-lawyer-turned-hockey-coach have their pre-season moment of gl...  Full story

CHAMPS - CHAMPAGNE, EVERYTHING

Fourth-seed Squadra FC posted consecutive 5-4 comeback wins over the top two teams in the B4 Division, paving their own sweet road to championship glory.  Full story

LAVAL   |   B4   |   SQUADRA FC

CHAMPIONS

FC (Saint-Léonard) The second-seed Avengers capture FC Division championship glory following a 1-0 win over the underdog Black Mambas.  Full story

ST-LEONARD   |   FC   |   AVENGERS

IT'S A TIGGY TIGER WORLD OUT THERE

Not all underdogs are cut from the same cloth.  Full story

LAVAL (F)   |   FC1   |   TIGERS

DARK HORSE ACID REFLUX

The team that signs its official communications with the phrase Ouzo, bourbon, spiced rum, Goldslick just made a few playoff panel members vomit in their ...  Full story

LAVAL   |   C3   |   GOLDSLICK

ST. LEONARD - LEARNING TO LOSE, IN STRIDE

They came, they learned, they busted some balls.  Full story

ST-LEONARD   |   FC   |   BALL BUSTERS

LAVAL MEN - NOT YOUR OLD SCHOOL PYRAMID SCHEME

Like the Napolitano crime syndicate from which their team name is drawn, FC GOMORRA cannot be stopped by chopping off the head, or wiping out any one comp...  Full story

LAVAL   |   C4   |   FC GOMORRA

LAVAL MEN - PLAYING THE FOOL ON THE HILL

Three seasons in and Simon Savoie-Gargiso remains painfully aware that Totalcampo championships are ultimately measured in inches, absences and unforced e...  Full story

LAVAL   |   B4   |   REAL BETISE

LAVAL WOMEN - BETTER TIPSY THAN STUMBLING

Audréanne Reid and her Tipsy crew first discovered their common soccer connection during a winter weekend chalet getaway in la Macaza.  Full story

LAVAL (F)   |   FC2   |   LES TIPSY

THE YOUNG AND THE RESTLESS

You might say Yusuf Karasayili went from clinging to a dwindling empire to leading a more modern city-state.  Full story

LAVAL   |   A   |   FK ISTANBUL

FANGLESS AT THE HALFWAY MARK

Two tiny drops of Black Mamba venom can kill a human in 30 minutes flat.  Full story

ST-LEONARD   |   FC   |   BLACK MAMBAS

FRESHLY BREWED FOR THE GRIND

As FC Dumos, Jeremy Paradiso and company won the league, made it to several finals and even went a perfect 16-0 in the summer of 2015.  Full story

LAVAL   |   C5   |   CAFE CREMA

SOME ROCK-SOLID RESOLVE

With no shiny stats to flash, the FC Diamonds are instead packing some newfound vision, determined not to trip on their heels come the grand playoff ball.  Full story

LAVAL (F)   |   FC2   |   FC DIAMONDS

JUST ANOTHER EXTRAORDINARY DAY

It wasn't just your run-of-the-mill Friday night for the Average Joe's.  Full story

LAVAL   |   C3   |   AVERAGE JOE'S

TOURNAMENT - ALL THE FRESHNESS PRESERVED

If you're confident enough to call yourselves Art du Soccer, might as well make your league debut by snatching the pre-season tournament from a well-est...  Full story

TOURNAMENT - FOUR MORE YEARS?

Their name has changed, but it looks like Les Royales are still very much in the 'Zone'.  Full story

LAVAL MEN - THE RIGHT TO RUB IT IN

As the guy who has now won the playoff panel two seasons running, I can say with full humility that when it comes to picking champs, we all miss the boa...  Full story

LAVAL   |   B3   |   CAMVI

BROSSARD - LEARNING FROM THEIR LUMPS

Mistral took five years worth of enthusiasm, determination and yes, even heartbreak, into this year's March Madness.  Full story

BROSSARD   |   A   |   MISTRAL

LAVAL WOMEN - BREAKING BAD LEGACIES

In this league, you bet against chronic championship underachievers at your own peril.  Full story

LAVAL (F)   |   FB2   |   QUEEN OF THE WORLD

LAVAL MEN - ROME, BUT BUILT IN A DAY

If three-losses-and-a-draw in five games is what passes for a "terrible slump" these days, than perhaps No Totti No Party's greatest celebrations are st...  Full story

LAVAL   |   C5A   |   NO TOTTI NO PARTY

LAVAL WOMEN - BUSTING AT THE SEAMS

These days, the No Name crew doesn't have time for much beyond holding the fort in Laval's top women's division.  Full story

LAVAL (F)   |   *FB   |   NO NAME

LAVAL MEN - ROCK BOTTOM WITH A SMILE

Player sackings.  Full story

LAVAL   |   C5B   |   FC MUNIN

BROSSARD - NETFLIX AND KILL

It's only fitting that the Narcos were born in a flash of sensory stimulus overload.  Full story

BROSSARD   |   A   |   NARCOS

LAVAL WOMEN - SHORT AND SCRAPPY

LAVAL WOMEN - SHORT AND SCRAPPY How many girls does it take to win a championship? It's not a trick question, and Geraldine Ogosi-Nole likely wouldn'...  Full story

LAVAL (F)   |   FC1   |   FC INTER MTL

LAVAL MEN - RED LIGHT REZONING

When Feux Rouges have a job to do, it doesn't take Coach Constantin Kabamba much in the way of guidance to get his work buddies pulling in the same direct...  Full story

LAVAL   |   C3A   |   FEUX ROUGES

BROSSARD HOMEPAGE - FROM KABUL, WITH LOVE

There may be a 10,000-kilometre lifetime between his native Afghanistan and sleepy Brossard, but Qais Walizada hasn't abandoned the beautiful game.  Full story

BROSSARD   |   B   |   FC KABUL

LAVAL WOMEN - ALL BUSINESS UP FRONT, PARTY IN THE BACK

The undefeated All Blacks have managed to outscore and out defend every last one of their FB1 Division opponents, with two goals against and three shutout...  Full story

LAVAL (F)   |   FB1   |   ALL BLACKS

LAVAL HOMEPAGE - DEADBEATS RISING

LAVAL HOMEPAGE - DEADBEATS RISING Diego Langon and friends might just be the most ambitious deadbeats you'll ever meet.  Full story

LAVAL   |   C1   |   FC DEADBEATS

BROSSARD TOURNAMENT - LIGHTING UP THE POWDERKEG

No strangers to plated gold trophies, the Ballkickers just staked their 2019 claim on some dangerous top division turf.  Full story

LAVAL TOURNAMENT - NO CHILL FOR THE WICKED

The pre-season tournament has produced the usual medley of defending champs, nostalgic veteran sides and newcomers bursting into the league like stun gr...  Full story

LAVAL MEN - HOW THE MIGHTY HAVE FALLEN

LAVAL MEN - HOW THE MIGHTY HAVE FALLEN As the rest of my playoff panelists have been forced to painfully learn, it's been a great summer to be a Totalca...  Full story

ST. LEO WOMEN - DARKHORSES IN ARMS

It's ultra satisfying to pick the underdog - almost as satisfying as being that very underdog that nobody else believes in, I would imagine.  Full story

ST-LEO (F/W)   |   FC   |   AVENGERS

PLAYOFF PANEL - SUMMER EDITION

After hibernating for the winter, the Playoff Panel is back with self-inflicted vengeance.  Full story

LAVAL HOMEPAGE - TWO SOLID LEGS TO STAND ON

The same playing card Joker tattoo that once covered the right calf of longtime goalkeeper and teammate Maxime Hunter, who lost his life in a car crash ...  Full story

LAVAL   |   C5A   |   HUNTERS FC

LAVAL WOMEN - TRUTH AT HIGH TENSION

It's not so much that Fischer Electrique have let first place get to their collective heads.  Full story

LAVAL(F/W)   |   FC   |   FISCHER ELECTRIQUE

RDP - LIKE MUSIC TO THEIR EARS

We may very well be living in the age of the foodie, but as far as the Childish Gambinos are concerned, it's really soccer and music that make the world...  Full story

BOURASSA (CSMV)   |   C5   |   CHILDISH GAMBINOS

ST. LEO - A SPECIAL KIND OF BLUE

There's paying simple lip service to team spirit - and then there's being able to rattle off the specific strength of every last girl on your roster.  Full story

ST-LEO (F/W)   |   FC   |   LES BLEUS

LAVAL - A LETHAL EYE FOR TALENT

When Damien Aquino was still a smoking gun with les Carabins de l'Université de Montréal, he decided to cherry pick his own crew to keep fit during the ...  Full story

LAVAL   |   C2   |   SUNHAWKS

RDP - DOING RIGHT BY THEIR YOUNG LEGACY

A trusted league birdie recently described La Squadra as a small troop of younglings who play some nice soccer.  Full story

BOURASSA (CSMV)   |   C1   |   LA SQUADRA

LAVAL WOMEN - CLAWING INTO THE COMPETITION

Last summer, the Tigers were little more than a pack of rookie long shots who clawed their way to a stunning championship run with only a skeleton crew by...  Full story

LAVAL(F/W)   |   FB2   |   THE TIGERS

LAVAL - DOWN THE RABBIT HOLE

You won't find Osso Bucco on the menu of the Rotisserie Scores where legend has the squad first forming.  Full story

WOMEN - THE HOTTEST SUMMER WINDS

Two pre-season champions have already blasted out summer storm warnings for all girls with short historical attention spans.  Full story

MEN - THE CLOSEST CHAMPIONSHIP CALLS

Three different pre-season champions were anointed by the narrowest of margins.  Full story

START OF SEASON

START OF SEASON Here are the dates for the start of summer season 2018 .  Full story

LAVAL - SCALING THE INVERTED PLAYOFF PYRAMID

It's not every day that a sixth seed dark horse gets to kick off their quarterfinal by trampling on the number three, proceed to barely gallop by number s...  Full story

LAVAL   |   C5A   |   FC MAPPA

LAVAL WOMEN - STUNNING MORE THAN THE LION'S SHARE

LAVAL WOMEN - STUNNING MORE THAN THE LION'S SHARE The Lions will be remembered as the sole female underdog squad to rise well above the fray during the ...  Full story

LAVAL(F/W)   |   FC2   |   LIONS

BROSSARD - SOME CHAMPIONSHIP-GRADE VINDICATION

The Ballkickers 1 had become living proof that you could finish first in your division and still carry a chip on your playoff shoulders.  Full story

BROSSARD   |   C   |   FC WAHDAT

LAVAL MEN - TUNED IN TO UPSET CENTRAL

It's difficult to remember the last time the top three seeds in any division were knocked out in an opening Totalcampo playoff round.  Full story

LAVAL   |   C2A   |   HEAVEN 11 FC

BROSSARD - TEAM CRUNCH TIME

A four-game air pocket in mid December now has Team Canada circling Brossard's C Division and running dangerously low on playoff runway.  Full story

BROSSARD   |   C   |   TEAM CANADA

LAVAL WOMEN - COUNTING ON A MEAN STREAK

They were looking for something between just plain mean and full savage.  Full story

LAVAL(F/W)   |   *FC   |   MEAN GIRLS FC

LAVAL MEN - WEDGIED BETWEEN A ROCK AND A HARD PLACE

The Moutandz FC crew knows what's up (and way down) on the pitch.  Full story

LAVAL   |   C5C   |   MOUTANDZ FC

BROSSARD - SIMPLE TO THE TOUCH

For the soccer, they will talk, pass, hustle and even miss Super Bowl Sundays together.  Full story

BROSSARD   |   B   |   TO-K-MELA FC

LAVAL WOMEN - THE CHINK IN THEIR GREEN ARMOUR

The young ladies of FC Repentigny are a surprisingly decorated, eclectic and loyal bunch.  Full story

LAVAL(F/W)   |   FB1   |   FC REPENTIGNY

LAVAL MEN - SPARE SOME HOPE?

The FC Scroungers of 2018 are a far cry from the strapping young lads who captured the C2 Division championship only three years ago.  Full story

LAVAL   |   C4A   |   FC SCROUNGERS

LAVAL WOMEN - EXTREME THROWBACK THURSDAY

Extreme may be one of Totalcampo's uniquely multi-generational soccer love stories.  Full story

LAVAL(F/W)   |   *FC   |   EXTREME

LAVAL MEN - BUT REALLY, ALL KIDDING ASIDE

Brandon Sellitto is to FC Fratelli what Andy Kaufman once was to Saturday Night Live - an enigmatic joker among jokers.  Full story

LAVAL   |   C4B   |   FC FRATELLI

LAVAL WOMEN - HOW QUICKLY THEY GROW

They're barely old enough to order a stiff drink to drown their soccer sorrows.  Full story

LAVAL(F/W)   |   FC1   |   FSS

BROSSARD - COMING IN FROM THE HEAT

The story of how a group of buddies from Saint-Hubert took their freewheeling summer soccer nights at Parc Rosanne-Laflamme to Brossard's B Division and a...  Full story

BROSSARD   |   B   |   FC ZYARA

LAVAL MEN - LOOKS THAT COULD KILL, BUT HAVEN'T - YET

GQ United are seven years into a soccer journey that has brought the friends many joys - but no championship memories to speak of.  Full story

LAVAL   |   C5B   |   GQ UNITED

LAVAL WOMEN - SOMETHING ABOUT THOSE GIRLS

It doesn't take very long to pull off a recipe ten years in the making - is what Sabrina D'Addario is basically saying.  Full story

LAVAL(F/W)   |   FC2   |   THOSE GIRLS

BROSSARD TOURNAMENT - WITHOUT SKIPPING A BEAT

FC South Shore must have spent the last year tucked away in pleasant hibernation.  Full story

LAVAL WOMEN - A PIPE DREAM BLITZZ

Their summer championship still wafting in the unseasonably warm Autumn air, Blitzz were suddenly dealt a very cold rush of blood to the head this weekend.  Full story

LAVAL MEN - A GOOD OLD FASHIONED RED SCARE

The Red Stars are back and, well, they're looking for trouble.  Full story

IN ANDREA, WE NOW TRUST

Chalk another one up to the magical mystery of a woman's intuition.  Full story

RDP - CANDY MAKES YOU DANDY

RDP - CANDY MAKES YOU DANDY It took Le Bombon Rose all of five seconds post opening whistle to remind FC Mangia Cakes that their championship dreams were...  Full story

RDP   |   C5   |   AVERAGE JOE'S

LAVAL MEN - STAY CLASSY AND ARRIVEDERCI, ROMA!

Teams with spotless records and inflated statistics should always be weary of the equally large playoff targets they make.  Full story

LAVAL   |   C2   |   WORLDCLASS

LAVAL WOMEN - CRAZY LIKE THE WEATHER

Fresh off their miraculous come-from-behind win against the Goal Diggers in opening round action, the Tigers found themselves in the familiar position of ...  Full story

LAVAL (F)   |   FC2   |   THE TIGERS

PLAYOFF PANEL - THE EAST-ENDERS EDITION

Choosing champions is basically an exercise in either confirming or denying history.  Full story

PLAYOFF PANEL - LAVAL EDITION

After years in self-exiled meditative silence, the Totalcampo Playoff Panel has once again emerged to make lofty predictions on this year's championship b...  Full story

ST. LEO - SOME LIGHTSABER RATTLING

After dropping their first two encounters this season, Jedi Order was due for a win against the Jagwars.  Full story

ST-LEONARD   |   C2   |   JEDI ORDER

LAVAL - SHINY LIKE A CLEAN SLATE

Super Sata has no elaborate team history to speak of.  Full story

LAVAL   |   C5B   |   SUPER SATA

RDP - BIG STICK AND NO CARROT

All but shut out of the postseason, Bastones United have found solace in a very satisfying form of poetic justice.  Full story

RDP   |   C5   |   BASTONES UNITED

RDP - LEADING WITH THE HEAD

When your team is named after the rowdiest section of any given European soccer stadium, playing hard and staying smart can be a tall order.  Full story

RDP   |   C4   |   FC CURVA

LAVAL MEN - WHEN MUCH LOVE IS LOST

His team trailing heading into the second half, Marco Moretto was resigned to the possibility his LPSC were about to flunk out against FC Paesano.  Full story

ANJOU - LIMITATIONS, NOTWITHSTANDING

Few captains will come out and fire off team shortcomings as matter-of-factly as the Avenger's Julian Carozza - and still collect the win.  Full story

ANJOU   |   FC   |   AVENGERS

LAVAL WOMEN - WOLVES AT THE DOOR

Gabriella Pisegna takes great comfort in knowing she has girls worth her time, the ink and the paper their crazy story is written on.  Full story

LAVAL (F)   |   FC1   |   WOLFPACK

RDP - CUTTING THEIR TEETH ON HARD CANDY

Brandon Hernandez can chew the fat on almost any topic - even one as sensitive as FC Mangia Cakes' second regular-season loss to Le Bonbon Rose.  Full story

RDP   |   C3   |   FC MANGIA CAKES

ANJOU - NOTHING INSIGNIFICANT TO SEE HERE

Their move to Anjou was meant to invite new team challenges.  Full story

ANJOU   |   FB   |   HASBEEN

LAVAL MEN - IN AN EVOLUTIONARY CLASS OF THEIR OWN

Much like the unique burrowing Sub-Saharan mammal after which the team is named, the Aaardvarks are still around precisely because they've managed to embr...  Full story

LAVAL   |   C5A   |   AARDVARKS

ST. LEONARD - FOR YOUR PRIZE ONLY

Much like a sudden bout of nasty weather, whatever factors contributed to FC Jixon's poor start this summer have all but evaporated into distant memory, l...  Full story

ST-LEONARD   |   C2   |   FC JIXON

LAVAL WOMEN - IT AIN'T ALL FIREWORKS AND DIAMONDS

When life gut-punches you, there's nothing quite like laying out a down-and-out opponent to get the old confidence rolling again.  Full story

LAVAL (F)   |   FC2   |   AFTERMATH

RDP - REVERTING TO THE MEAN

There's nothing average about the pain these undefeated Joes are prepared to inflict on unsuspecting opponents.  Full story

RDP   |   C5   |   AVERAGE JOE'S

LAVAL - LIGHTS, CAMERA, MASSACRE

It didn't take those of us stuck in the muggy Sunday evening air very long to realize the defending champs FK Wurst wouldn't be breathing easy.  Full story

LAVAL   |   C1   |   FK WURST

ST. LEONARD - A CASE FOR FINESSE OVER BRAWN

As the imaginary Holy Book of Sport dictates, let he who has conquered St.  Full story

ST-LEONARD   |   C2   |   FC L'ARTISTE

MEN'S TOURNAMENT - THE FAST AND THE FURIOUS

Unlike a bad Donald Trump promise, Andy Transport might actually be getting tired of doing so much winning.  Full story

WOMEN'S TOURNAMENT - GETTING SLACK TO EVEN

After what could only be described as a sudden case of OT winter championship heartache, the Slackers look poised for some summer redemption.  Full story

Dates tournoi & saison

Dates tournoi & saiso...  Full story

BROSSARD - FOUR TO THE CUTTING FLOOR

If this truly was Arsenal's championship to lose, it seems nobody sent underdog AS Futbol Club the memo.  Full story

BROSSARD   |   A   |   AS FUTBOL CLUB

LAVAL WOMEN - A JUMPER-CABLE SHOCKING GOOD TIME

Sometimes it takes a bout of heart-stopping overtime to get the blood flowing.  Full story

LAVAL ( F )   |   FA   |   CHELSEA FC

LAVAL MEN - SOME LAST-MINUTE DP MAGIC

There are games - finals, even - that transcend soccer.  Full story

LAVAL ( M )   |   C5A   |   CALCIO D'ORO

BROSSARD - THRIVING UNDER PRESSURE

Whether it's actively applying it or just down right being under it, pressure has had almost everything to do with FC Bimbo's surprise playoff succe...  Full story

BROSSARD   |   A   |   FC BIMBO

LAVAL MEN - TREAD MARKS WITH A VIEW

If you want to know what FC Manic perfection really looks like, best to ask all the teams they ran over along the way.  Full story

LAVAL ( M )   |   C4A   |   NERAZZURRI

LAVAL WOMEN - DEAD OUT OF WIGGLE ROOM

If the Cougars had roared at the top of their lungs, would there have been anyone in the Amazons to even hear them? Apparently not.  Full story

LAVAL ( F )   |   FC1   |   COUGARS

BROSSARD - CHASING THE WINTER OF THEIR OWN DISCONTENT

Contrary to the running grey direwolf upon which House Stark was founded, the Brossard incarnation is hoping there will be a little extra Spring in their ...  Full story

BROSSARD   |   B2   |   HOUSE STARK

LAVAL MEN - CALM AND COMPULSION

There are much-needed wins, and then there are those grab-the-bulls-by-the-horns-to-steal-a-championship wins.  Full story

LAVAL ( M )   |   B5   |   COMPULSIVE CALCIO

INSCRIPTIONS ÉTÉ 2017

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LAVAL WOMEN - A STUDY IN DIVISION DUOPOLY

Two potential playoff dark horses got the rude reminder this Sunday that the FB1 Division is really just a two-stud race.  Full story

LAVAL ( F )   |   FB1   |   ST-LEO

BROSSARD - EVERY DOG HAS ITS DAY, EVENTUALLY

Anyone who's ever tried outrunning his/her beloved mutt knows it's only a question of time before that strategy comes back to bite you.  Full story

BROSSARD   |   B2   |   PUGZ

LAVAL MEN - THE ELITE SCHOOL OF HARD KNOCKS

There's a special kind of fire that only top shelf squads get to play with.  Full story

LAVAL ( M )   |   B4   |   FABROSE

LAVAL WOMEN - NEVER SHORT A SHORT BENCH

In the lonely hour before Super Bowl kickoff, when most of us were settling into chicken wing comas, Jonathan Chabert was busy convincing his seven-strong...  Full story

LAVAL ( F )   |   FB2   |   RED DEVILS

LAVAL MEN - COOKING UP THE LAST SUPPER

A little light on table manners, perhaps, undefeated Bone for Tuna is talking past its esteemed guests and fixing a hungry gaze on the main course seated di...  Full story

LAVAL ( M )   |   C2B   |   BONE FOR TUNA

BROSSARD - A TOAST TO THE GHOST OF OLD DALE WEISE

Not even a year since his heart-wrenching trade from Montreal, the fighting spirit of beloved Habitant Dale Weise continues to haunt le Complexe Sportif B...  Full story

BROSSARD   |   B1   |   FC DALE WEISE

LAVAL WOMEN - A BOX OFFICE SMASH

Drop one of the Galaxy's most loveable astromech droids into a sadomasochistic love story and sparks are bound to fly, n'est ce pas? And despite the fact...  Full story

LAVAL ( F )   |   FC2   |   FC 50 SHADES

RUMBLINGS OF THE DIVINE

Comfortably perched on the misty roof of its sprawling Laval Kingdom, mighty Zeus is determined to avoid being the one left holding the proverbial smoking th...  Full story

LAVAL ( M )   |   B1   |   ZEUS

LAVAL WOMEN - 2 STRONG 2 STOP

Let's leave the '2 Old 2 Run' inside joke aside for a moment.  Full story

LAVAL ( F )   |   FC1   |   BLUE SKY

LAVAL MEN - BARGAINING THROUGH A GUT PUNCH

When the C1 Division Boxing Day stunner was all said and done, FC Croatia made sure to heap all the negative praise into its corner.  Full story

LAVAL ( M )   |   C1   |   FC CROATIA

BROSSARD - THE THEORY OF RELATIVISM

While Arsenal kept busy staying undefeated in Brossard's top division, its captain found the time to watch Sabbah's games in nervous anticipation of that ine...  Full story

BROSSARD   |   A   |   ARSENAL

LAVAL MEN - SHOWDOWN AT THE BULLY PULPIT

In the spirit of the dreaded schoolyard showdown, Tremons United stared down their toughest division rivals long enough to make out the whites of their eyes.  Full story

LAVAL ( M )   |   C4B   |   TREMONS UNITED

LAVAL WOMEN - EASY BREEZY PINNEAPPLE SQUEEZY

Their confused line changes and playful snickering aside, the good-natured ladies of Pineapple Express play some serious soccer.  Full story

LAVAL ( F )   |   *FB   |   THE BENCHWARMERS

LAVAL MEN - FINE TIME TO TURN IT UP

It seemed a little too soon for newcomers Boca Juniors to be flirting with rock bottom.  Full story

LAVAL ( M )   |   B2   |   BOCA JUNIORS

BROSSARD - SHRUGGING OFF THE COOLDOWN

You might say Montreal City Football Club came into Sunday's B1 Division showdown posing as statistical equals to undefeated Club Alpha.  Full story

BROSSARD   |   B1   |   MCFC