WEEK 2 - BOMBS AWAY
Toto Blast wasted no time setting their own rather explosive record straight. Full story
WEEK 1 - BANGERS BE BANG-BANGIN’
Tommy Sousa and friends were all itchy trigger fingers in their explosive season-opener. Full story
WEEK 21 - NOTHING NEW UNDER THE EARLY OCTOBER SUN
Some championships can become as predictable as your favourite Seinfeld rerun. Full story
WEEK 20 - A SLEW OF SEMIFINAL STUNNERS
All across Laval, the late September surprises just keep on coming. Full story
WEEK 19 - NO MERCY OUT THE GATES
Fall isn’t even a day old, and several Laval divisions have already been turned on their heads. Full story
LAVAL | C5A | FC CATANIA
WEEK 18- A ROCK AND HARD-PLACE SANDWICH
Who could have imagines a simple six-team division could provide such late-season suspense. Full story
LAVAL | B5 | FC SANTWICH
WEEK 17- SHOPPING FOR AN AFTERLIFE
It’s getting late, too late to pop. Full story
LAVAL | B3 | LAGORIA FC
WEEK 16- GOOD STORIES NEVER DIE
Is there a better time to go legendary than with the clock ticking? The FB2 Legends have managed to scrape up six crucial points in the last two weeks... Full story
WEEK 15- THE FINAL SQUEEZE
Three games is all FC 500’s got to run out the regular season clock. Full story
WEEK 14- WELL DONE FOR
The B2 competition is cooked, and Al Dented continue serving it to perfection. Full story
WEEK 13- DIAMONDS IN THE ROUGH
It’s not easy, living in the shadows of the brilliant FC Azzurra/Warriors axis. Full story
LAVAL (F) | FC | FC DIAMONDS
WEEK 11 - THE PERFECT TEAM DOESN’T EXI—
Whichever way you slice it, Boloney FC simply ain’t loafing around. Full story
LAVAL | C3 | BOLONEY FC
WEEK 10 - REBOOT AT THE HALFWAY MARK
FC Azzurra’s first loss of the season could not have come at a better time for the Warriors. Full story
WEEK 9 - MOPPING UP
Scarpetta FC are living the tradition of their bread-sopping ancestors, wiping their plates with all but a few choice competitors. Full story
LAVAL | C5A | SCARPETTA FC
WEEK 8 - THE STRUGGLE IS REAL
Laval’s top flight division is now being run by two squads that refuse to lose. Full story
LAVAL | A | FINEPRINTS FC
WEEK 7 - BULKING UP, BUSTING OUT
Six games in and Kreas FC have already come full circle. Full story
WEEK 6 - FANGS OUT FOR SUMMER
What’s good for the goose might eventually poison the gander. Full story
WEEK 5 - NO ROOM FOR A MAIN SQUEEZE
Some divisions eventually sag under the weight of their own hoarded excellence. Full story
WEEK 4 - ON TOP, WITH PLENTY TO PROVE
FC Bondagani might have just sown another seed of doubt into the psyche of serial regular-season-overachieving Fineprints FC. Full story
WEEK 3 - UNRIPENED FOR THE TAKING
Don’t look now, but the Bocconcini Bandits, still in the antipasto phase of their Totalcampo existence, just made off with their second straight summer win. Full story
SUMMERTIME, AND THE DREAMING’S EASY
A good dose of sunshine can work wonders on a troubled past. Full story
WEEK 22 - AN APRIL IN AWE
The men of Laval provided top to bottom playoff entertainment and every shade of amazement. Full story
WEEK 21 - WHY YOU JUST NEVER KNOW
Finals in both Laval and Brossard proved only that there are many ways to be proven wrong. Full story
WEEK 20 - FORECAST AND FORETOLD
Three lady champions crowned - and not a shocked face amongst us. Full story
WEEK 19 - TO HELL WITH PREDICTIONS
AC Diavoli are making a real mockery of their many haters. Full story
LAVAL | C3 | AC DIAVOLI
WEEK 18 - FIRST ROUND FIASCO
The playoffs have barely begun and somehow already produced a pair of high profile ousters. Full story
LAVAL | A | BANDJOS FC
WEEK 17 - ONE GAME TO CURSE THEM ALL
Chelsea FC are not ready to call it a failed season just yet. Full story
LAVAL (F) | FA | CHELSEA FC
WEEK 16 - STILL VERY MUCH IN FLUX
The playoff picture in Brossard’s top division remains unsettled at best. Full story
WEEK 15 - BIG TIME CRUNCH TIME
Three games remain for six different teams determined to land on the right side of the FC postseason divide. Full story
LAVAL (F) | FC | BOOZY BUNCH
WEEK 14 - FIRST DEGREE MURDER
The team inspired by Stanley Kubrick’s death palindrome now refuses to die. Full story
LAVAL | A | RED RUN FC
WEEK 13 - FIVE WAYS FROM SUNDAY
Don’t write off Brossard’s B Division title race just yet. Full story
BROSSARD | B | DIMANCHE FC
WEEK 12 - NO SHORTAGE OF SUFFERING
Hard times being the ‘other women’ in Laval’s FC1 Division. Full story
WEEK 11 - NOT BEFORE THE MUSIC STOPS
Bandjos FC are taking a rain check on any final curtain call. Full story
LAVAL | A | BANDJOS FC
WEEK 10 - OBJECTS IN REAR ARE CLOSER THAN THEY APPEAR
Seven games to go, only seven points to spare. Full story
LAVAL | B3 | US CAPOLISTA
WEEK 9 - FAR BEYOND A MEAN STREAK
It’s more than just the perfect record, the 41 goals-for, the total top-10 domination. Full story
WEEK 8 - EAT, PREY, POUNCE
If it weren’t for those pesky cosmic kittens, FNZ FC would be absolutely purring through the halfway season mark. Full story
WEEK 7 - GOTTA GO ?!? UMM, BETTA STAY
Sewey FC just gave C3 runaway darlings FC Gotta Go a few good reasons to sit their butts down. Full story
WEEK 6 - HISTORY IN THE MAKING
It’s the kind of hot streak that would warm the sleeping heart of any proud ancestor. Full story
LAVAL | C1 | BLOODLINE FC
WEEK 5 - LADIES IN RED
Are Rosso FC, only slightly less intimate with their foes than cheek to cheek, exactly where they want to be? With a perfect 4-0 record heading into t... Full story
WEEK 4 - THE TYRANTS OF TYRAS
There couldn’t be any more daylight between FC Tyras and whatever passes as competition in the B4 Division. Full story
WEEK 3 - NEW KID ON A TOUGH BLOCK
Second spot might make a great first impression, but 11 Amigos have yet to impress Brossard’s B-Division finest. Full story
WEEK 2 - YES KAN DO!
A measly one game in and Kan FC couldn’t possibly be brimming with any more positivity. Full story
WEEK 1 - BACK TO THE CUTTING BOARD
If FC Santwich is keen to mask the taste of bitter summer loss, they’ll need to tinker with their own winter recipe. Full story
WEEK 22 - MANY TRICKED, FEW TREATED
Uncertainty has once again been proven the only rule of this game. Full story
WEEK 21 - KEEPING IT FOREVER TOTAL
Arguably the single, most lethal franchise in league history has done it yet again. Full story
WEEK 20 - SHOTS FIRED
The quarters and semis have spared only a few of Laval’s bulletproof favourites. Full story
LAVAL | C3 | FC SANTWICH
WEEK 19 - INSERT EGG ON FACE
It hasn’t taken the forgotten very long to mail out their opening-round reminders. Full story
WEEK 18 - ONE LAST SUNSET
Two former champs are praying for a last gasp of Indian Summer. Full story
LAVAL | B3 | SONS OF NONNA FC
WEEK 17 - NO TIME FOR A SLIP UP
Winning games in the clutch is what the struggling Dynamos are all about. Full story
WEEK 16 - A HALF-BAKED NIGHTMARE SCENARIO
Will the Summer Soldiers FC grow into full out warriors this Fall? The undefeated Half Senders FC must be asking themselves as much after the third se... Full story
WEEK 15- SCRAPING THROUGH THE FINAL STRETCH
Thirteen games in and only FC Bra-KC can count on a quiet September. Full story
LAVAL | B1 | OLD BUT GOLD
WEEK 14 - THE WITTY DON’T WEAR CAPES
The division of clever names got the hero it needed, if not the one it deserved. Full story
LAVAL | C2 | NET6&CHILL
WEEK 13 - CAN’T TOUCH THIS
It’s been four weeks since their suitors have gotten any - goals, that is. Full story
WEEK 12 - THE GRIT AND THE GRIND
Grinta FC might just have Laval’s top division dogs exactly where it wants them. Full story
WEEK 11 - THE YOUNG AND THE RESTLESS
Despite a symbolic setback that no soap opera could script, the Rookies are back on their storybook journey. Full story
WEEK 10 - HALFWAY TO NOWHERE
The mid-season mark has brought little in the way of clarity amongst the FC2 Division’s championship seekers. Full story
WEEK 9 -THE GREAT WALL OF ITALMENTI
Six of nine games captured by shutout. Full story
LAVAL | B5 | ITALIMENTI FC
WEEK 8 - GOTTA KEEP ‘EM SEPARATED
A goal more or a goal less and Loyalty FC might not be in such a tight spot in one of Laval’s toughest divisions. Full story
LAVAL | B2 | LOYALTY FC
WEEK 7 - PURE AND PURER
The only thing shinier than the undefeated FC Diamonds is their dazzling and arch-rivalling Goalbusters. Full story
LAVAL (F) | FC | FC DIAMONDS
WEEK 6 - A WHIFF OF THE BIG CHEESE
The Bocconcini Bandits have branded their way to the next level. Full story
WEEK 5 - ALL OVER THE CURVE
Under by design, or ahead by nature? Precisely where Sotto La Curva fall in the C5A Division’s nature of things is no longer up for debate. Full story
LAVAL | C5 | SOTTO LA CURVA
WEEK 4 - SCORCHED EARTH CAMPAIGN
With all early eyes on FC Lightning, FC Fireball have actually been the ones torching their FC1 opponents. Full story
LAVAL (F) | FA | FC FIREBALL
WEEK 3 - THE DOVETAIL TO GREATNESS
Incredibly complex and intelligent, they’ll ace any mirror test and memorize landmarks marking the optimal route better than Waze ever could. Full story
WEEK 2 - SUN AND SIZZLE
They one-upped the Goated FC and then stamped out Fineprints FC 2. Full story
WEEK 1 - BREAKING IN THE BIG LEAGUES
Two pre-season games played to near perfection meant little as lean green FC Lightning got the old FC Boisbriand welcome in their summer debut. Full story
WEEK 22 - THE GREAT TARALLI TREASURE HUNT
With the wind of just two panelists in their sails, AC Pirates hijacked and then plundered Group Kangaroo in a 6-3 B5 Division winter championship closer. Full story
WEEK 21 - SHORTED CHAMPS LOOM LARGE
Topping your division doesn’t always mean much, or even guarantee you big panel love. Full story
WEEK 20 - ELEVENTH-HOUR STUNNERS
Two teams nobody was crazy enough to take a chance on pulled off the playoff impossible. Full story
WEEK 19 - SOLDIERS OF MISFORTUNE
You need to lose big to win even bigger. Full story
WEEK 18 - TWO TIMES FOR THE BIG TIME
Chacal FC wrapped up their regular season the same way they hope to kick off the playoffs: with a convincing win over Sabbah 2. Full story
WEEK 17 - WHISTLING PAST THE GRAVEYARD
Fighting for the FC Division playoff scraps is a lot like jostling to get ahead in line at the slaughterhouse. Full story
WEEK 16 - A FIVE-MAN DOGFIGHT
Two weeks to settle three playoff spots is all the math five different C3B squads can handle right now. Full story
WEEK 15 - IS IT ANY WONDER?
As large chunks of the FB Division keep shifting, FC Boisbriand cling to their stubborn throne. Full story
LAVAL (F) | FB | FC BOISBRIAND
WEEK 14 - THE TABLE’S JUST ABOUT SET
Brossard’s second division playoff picture just got that much clearer. Full story
BROSSARD | B | JOGA BONITO
WEEK 13 - THE VERY REAL DEAL
Named after Ted Lasso’s fictitious Premier League wannabes, AFC Richmond’s real life Totalcampo success is already the stuff of legend. Full story
LAVAL | B3 | AFC RICHMOND
WEEK 12 - A NEW YEAR’S COURSE CORRECTION
They lost five of their first six in 2022, only to win four of their last five this year. Full story
WEEK 11 - BACK IN A BIG WAY
FC Villeray just sent a three-game death spiral and the Half Senders FC packing. Full story
LAVAL | C3A | FC VILLERAY
WEEK 10 - BOTTOM’S UP IN BROSSARD
Sitting on a big division lead is never a good look. Full story
BROSSARD | C | BALLKICKERS 2
WEEK 9 - RAGS TO RICHES, B**CHES
Orebro SK slept-walked through four early-season losses before deciding to wake up and smell the coffee. Full story
WEEK 8 - YES, KAN DO
It was all fun and tight games until Kan FC handed FC Boisbriand their first loss of the season. Full story
WEEK 7 - NEW YEAR SPOILER ALERT
Nightrage has bounced back from a dismal December and nipped Group Kangaroo right in the bud. Full story
WEEK 6 - MIDDLE OF THE PACK ATTACK
It was a bad week for Brossard’s B Division top dogs. Full story
WEEK 5 - TIS THE SEASON TO BE BOUNCY
Looks like Group Kangaroo’s got the B5 Division in their pocket, all springin’ into the new year. Full story
LAVAL | B5 | GROUP KANGAROO
WEEK 4 - THE NEW SSSHERIFF IN TOWN
Dead silent by design, Serpentard slithered past the Vipers 3-2 this past week, powered as much by a Fanny-Lapage brace as a herculean defensive team e... Full story
WEEK 3 - KILLER COYOTES ?!? ALL WORRIED.
There’s a game of chicken a’brewing in one of Laval’s premier playgrounds. Full story
WEEK 2 - PERFECTION’S JUST A PIPE DREAM
The third time was no charm for two of the C Division’s undefeated darlings. Full story
NEW TEETH, WHO DIS?
The tender young Sharks have wasted no time sniffing out old blood in the FA waters. Full story
THE UNDERDOGS BITE BACK
You’d think Golden Rush knocking out multi-champs FC Boisbriand in the semis would be news enough. Full story
LAVAL (F) | FC1 | PINK LADIES
WEEK 18 - SHOCK JOCKS KNOCK SOME SOCKS OFF
Although relatively calm by comparison, this Autumn playoff campaign has produced a few choice upsets nonetheless. Full story
LAVAL | C2A | ITALIMENTI FC
WEEK 17 - REVENGE OF THE SCORNED
It was a magical night for strikers Roberto Cicatello and Gianluca Pace but a lousy one for at least some panelists as both Half Senders FC V2 and Foot Cla... Full story
LAVAL | C1B | SQUADRA DORO
WEEK 16 - HOW THE MIGHTY HAVE FALLEN
Two of Totalcampo’s finest are now fighting for their playoff lives. Full story
WEEK 15 - PROVIDING NEITHER AID NOR COMFORT
Consalada FC are about to ascend into the C1B Division semifinals tested but seldom beaten. Full story
LAVAL | C1B | CONSOLADA FC
WEEK 14 - A LATE SEASON SHAKE-UP
FC Washtadd looked to have the C2B season all wrapped up. Full story
LAVAL | C2B | SS MISCHIATE
WEEK 13 - WHERE THE CHINK MEETS THE ARMOUR
FC United just became the third St-Leonard playoff hopeful to bloody the unbeaten Gladiators. Full story
SAINT-LEONARD | FC | FC UNITED
WEEK 11 - STRANGER C1B THINGS
The current leaders of Laval’s middle-of-the-pack division just made one crazy u-turn through their own Upside Down World. Full story
LAVAL | C1B | CONSOLADA FC
WEEK 10 - BANNED TO THE BONE
Four straight shutout wins and counting. Full story
WEEK 9 - WHO’S HUMBLING WHO NOW?
Every last member of the C5B Division - with the exception of Plei FC, perhaps - has been systematically tamed, defanged and discredited. Full story
LAVAL | C5B | HUMBLED FC
WEEK 8 - A MIDSUMMER’S MUSHY MISHMASH
The halfway mark of the season has brought only more confusion amongst those looking to stand apart in the hunt for the C5A crown. Full story
WEEK 7 - SIMPLY IRRESISTIBLE
Who needs a catchy name when you’re literally in a league of your own? L’Equipe de Soccer are currently uncontested FC3 queens on a six-game tear, their l... Full story
WEEK 6 - OCCUPATION ON THE CHEAP
The International Guidos have become the invading army that seizes an entire country while rationing rounds. Full story
WEEK 5 - ORDER BEFORE BEAUTY
Undefeated in their first five, la Bande Organisée have gotten winning down to a science, even if their particular brand of perfection ain’t always pretty. Full story
LAVAL | C2A | BANDE ORGANISEE
WEEK 4 - PUTTING ON A MEAN FACE
Borrowing an almost prison-like mentality, the women of Laval’s second division have taken to trying to out-psych one another through simple intimidation. Full story
LAVAL (F) | FC2 | MEAN GIRLS
WEEK 3 - NON FUNGIBLE NEWBIES
Newly minted Fineprints FC 1 made a very big impression on a reigning winter champ this week. Full story
LAVAL | B2 | FINEPRINTS FC 1
WEEK 2 - LET THE GAMES BEGIN
Although pulled back down to earth in a suffocating 2-2 FC Toxicas deadlock, the Gladiator battlecry from a Queen of the World massacre continues to reverb... Full story
WEEK 1 - SETTING A FIRM COURSE
The squad named after the one bird renowned for its outstanding navigation did a fine job of finding its way to a first victory. Full story
WEEK 19 - THE FINAL DRAW
There’s only one place in the postseason where a tie is allowed to stand, free of shootout heartbreak. Full story
WEEK 17 - DEATH BY A THOUSAND HOOVES
Dark horses trampled two of the South Shore’s three sure-bet playoff panel predictions. Full story
WEEK 16 - SLAPPERS GET THE SLIP
How did Banana United manage to take down the C2 favourites without surrendering so much as a goal? Well, Angus Legault had a big something to do with ... Full story
LAVAL | C2 | BANANA UNITED
WEEK 15 - THE SILENT FIRST STRIKE
WEEK 15 - THE SILENT FIRST STRIKE In the latter half of the season, Haboub FC pretty much had their way with the majority of the C1 Division. Full story
WEEK 14 - PERFECTION IN PLAY
How do you beat the unbeatable? Three unlucky squads square in FC Spark’s playoff sights are about to find out. Full story
WEEK 13 - LIMPING TO THE FINISH LINE
The bottom half of Brossard’s top division are having a tough time finishing the race on any kind of good foot. Full story
WEEK 12 - A REAL FOOL’S ERRAND
Once desperate, FC Rimbambiti just did their division bosses a huge favour ahead of their own impending face-to-face. Full story
LAVAL | B5 | FC RIMBAMBITI
WEEK 11 - A BALMY SEVENTH HEAVEN
Ten games in and undefeated in their last seven, Fuego FC are straight up blowtorching their way to an FC1 championship. Full story
WEEK 10 - A GOOD OLD FASHIONED RED SCARE
Red Run FC may take comfort in their perfect record seven games in, but there is plenty of doubt on the horizon. Full story
LAVAL | C4 | RED RUN FC
WEEK 9 - RUNNING AND GUNNING
The B4 Division has effectively become AFC Richmond’s to lose. Full story
LAVAL | B4 | AFC RICHMOND
WEEK 8 - NEVER REALLY OUT OF SEASON
Back in November, when they should have been all the rage, Pumpkin Spice Latte lost their first and only game of the season to the reigning *FB champs. Full story
WEEK 7 - A SNIFF OF SHIFTING MOMENTUM
After falling prey to a horrible three-game start, South City are back in the top division hunt. Full story
BROSSARD | A | SOUTH CITY FC
WEEK 6 - CONTROLLED BY COMMITTEE
A pair of B-Division bullies get to rule their school yard corners without having to face off for another few months. Full story
WEEK 5 - LOCKED DOWN AND LOADED
MTL City have all but imposed martial law on the panicking FC2 Division. Full story
WEEK 4 - CLIMBING THE WALLS
The B3 Division is quickly becoming the place to be, if a recent clash between soaring AS Gyprock and struggling Sons of Nonna FC is any indication. Full story
LAVAL | B3 | AS GYPROCK
WEEK 3 - SELLING THE SOUTH SHORE BY THE POUND
Operating in longstanding Ballkickers territory, Merchants FC are quietly setting themselves up as the new game in town. Full story
BROSSARD | C | MERCHANTS FC
WEEK 2 - A HOLY MOLY DOZEN
Les 12 Filles are sticking to the script that once worked wonders for Jesus, if their precise roster roll call and matching 2-0 record are any indication. Full story
WEEK 1 - SOME MIGHTY BIG HOOFS TO FILL
Greatest of all Times? Well, time will tell. Full story
LAVAL | C2 | HALF SENDERS FC
WEEK 16 - MORE MISSES FOR THE MRS
If you’d have warned the playoff panel both les Tipsy and the Bulldogs could eventually meet in an FC championship match, well, we’d probably all have pick... Full story
WEEK 15 - THE OCTOBER PREDICTION BLUES
Panelists who make their living betting on underdogs were rather sorely disappointed this week, as the only true notable opening round upsets went comple... Full story
WEEK 14 - THIS BET’S ON YOU
After a year plagued with Postseason Disappearing Syndrome, the playoff panel has been cleared for discharge. Full story
WEEK 13 - A DIVISION UNSETTLED
FC Bergham might be forgiven for thinking they had the C3 all wrapped up a few weeks ago. Full story
LAVAL | C3 | FC LAGORIA
WEEK 12 - A TALE OF TWO SEASONS
The worst of times have given way to far better ones for the C1 Division’s dark princes. Full story
WEEK 11 - WORKING WONDERS IN CLOSE QUARTERS
Near-perfect since their first meeting ended in heartbreak, the B-Liners brought their A-Game and finally stood up their arch rivals. Full story
WEEK 10 - A PINK STAIN ON THE ROYALS
Queen of the World were nine games into an absolute dream summer, dominant in every regard, and utterly unstoppable. Full story
WEEK 9 - THE TIMELESS ART OF CATCHING FIRE
True champions know a little something about peaking at just the right time. Full story
WEEK 8 - BUILT FOR THE LONG HAUL
Much like the burrowing African mammal from which they’re named, the Aardvarks have managed to survive and thrive in difficult conditions. Full story
WEEK 7 - NOT A SINGLE CLOUD FOR DAYS
Things just took a turn for the sunnier in Blue Sky’s bid for FB Division equality. Full story
WEEK 6 - A SMALL SLICE OF THE BIG CHEESE
Previously untouchable FC Parmigiano is suddenly ripe for the taking. Full story
WEEK 5 - STINGY, FOR THE LONG HAUL
They say the Roman Empire crumbled on decadence alone. Full story
WEEK 4 - A COLLECTIVE MOMENT OF TRUTH
A couple of newcomers have been running roughshod in the C1 Division, messing with the established order of things. Full story
LAVAL | C1 | PIEMONTE CALCIO
WEEK 3 - THE BEGINNER’S STING
An opening season romp against some of the FC2 Division’s struggling sides has left the FC Vipers in prime pouncing position. Full story
WEEK 2 - THE TOP CARD DRAW...
Aces got their first real taste of what summer success in Laval’s top division might feel like. Full story
WEEK 1 - A SIGN OF THE GRIND TO COME
Before both world and league came to a screeching halt last October, Compulsive Calcio and Tutto Bene seemed destined for another top division championship s... Full story
SEASON STARTS JUNE 27...
We are happy to announce that the summer 2021 season will officially be starting on Sunday June 27. Full story
SUMMER SEASON STARTING...
In accordance with the lifting of restrictions by public health officials we are confident that Totalcampo summer 2021 season will start on June 25th. Full story
SUMMER SEASON UPDATE...
Totalcampo is encouraged by the provincial government’s recent lifting of certain restrictions regarding sports and recreational activities. Full story
SUMMER 2021
Given the many inquiries, we just wanted to let you all know Totalcampo is still waiting on Public Health guidance for the upcoming summer season. Full story
WEEK 14 - ALL RIGGED UP FOR THE DARK HORSES
Who are Bruno Sports Bar and why did nearly all of us on the panel ignore them? Their losing record, minus-13 goal differential and sixth seed finish p... Full story
LAVAL | C1 | BRUNO SPORTS BAR